January 2012
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Life in Reverse
Life in reverse By George Carlin “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What’s that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first; get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a...
Some people act like they come from a rich family.
butthetruthis:
But the truth is…
People who are born rich don’t flaunt their money, because they’re used to having it. The only people who brag about being rich are broke-ass wannabes.
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The Daddy Complex: Update On My "Bedtime Threat"... →
thedaddycomplex:
As you know, I created a method for keeping my boys in bed at bedtime. For those that don’t know, it’s pretty simple. I pick six random (and inexpensive) toys and place them on the boys’ dresser. Throughout the bedtime routine, I remind them that after I leave the room, if I have to come back in…
