January 2012
13 posts
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Life in Reverse
Life in reverse By George Carlin “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it?
A death.
What’s that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first; get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a...
Some people act like they come from a rich family.
butthetruthis:
But the truth is…
People who are born rich don’t flaunt their money, because they’re used to having it. The only people who brag about being rich are broke-ass wannabes.
Photo by: http://www.flickr.com/photos/sinoreport/862673615/
The Daddy Complex: Update On My "Bedtime Threat"... →
thedaddycomplex:
As you know, I created a method for keeping my boys in bed at bedtime. For those that don’t know, it’s pretty simple. I pick six random (and inexpensive) toys and place them on the boys’ dresser. Throughout the bedtime routine, I remind them that after I leave the room, if I have to come back in…
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
2 posts
I Love The Term "We're Expecting" When Talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
“Written laws are like spiders’ webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and...”
– Anacharsis (via criminalwisdom)
February 2011
3 posts
December 2010
4 posts
How An Asshole Boss Prevents Company Theft
assholeology:
How An Asshole Takes Yearbook Photos
assholeology:
November 2010
15 posts
When Assholes Write Fortune Cookies
assholeology:
I was shirtless and she was squeezing my chest.
stuffmygirlfriendsays:
“I like your boobs. Er, ‘pecs’.”
hahahahahaha
October 2010
22 posts
He says to the ex-girlfriend, "Do you want to hang...
butthetruthis:
But the truth is…
He just wants a booty call. Don’t fall for it!
(Submitted by: fingerscrossedeachnight)
